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10 Ways To Prepare To Be American President

Last week, one of the Republican Senators was asked if he is ready to run the White House and the country, and the senator confidently responded that yes, of course, he’s ready. It probably doesn’t even matter which senator was it, … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Florida Will Ban Voters From Using Bathrooms

If you thought voting was hard, especially in places like Florida where during the 2012 election many voters had to wait in line for several hours, then Florida’s most populous county Miami-Dade just made it even harder. In future elections, voters … Continue reading

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10 Reaction To Supreme Court Decision on Campaign Finance

Last week, the United States Supreme Court decreed that the limits of $5,200 in campaign donation to a single candidate, and $123,200 to all candidates in an election cycle are unconstitutional because these limits represent a restriction on the constitutionally protected free speech. The decision made … Continue reading

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10 Elements Of Karl Rove’s Secret Plan To Win The 2016 Election

The good news: 2012 election is over.  Bad news: the 2016 election season has already started.  After losing the election and failing to reach its number one goal of making Obama a one-term president, the Republican party has began developing … Continue reading

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10 Reactions To The Results of 2012 Election

In case you have missed it, a national election took place this Tuesday.  It actually wouldn’t be that surprising if you have missed it, because after the all the ballots had been counted, after $6 billion was spent, and after … Continue reading

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10 Ways How Mitt Romney’s Experience Had Prepared Him To Be President

The 2012 presidential campaign is finally drawing to a close, and today is the last chance for Mitt Romney to make the case that he is qualified to be president.  Unfortunately, Mitt Romney’s campaign had mostly been bogged down by … Continue reading

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10 Ways How Mitt Romney Is Helping Hurricane Sandy’s Victims

Early this week, hurricane Sandy brought havoc and devastation to several Northeastern states.  As President, Barack Obama quickly sprang into action along with FEMA coordinating the relief effort.  And although as a candidate Mitt Romney does not have the same … Continue reading

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10 Quick And Easy Halloween Outfits For This Election Season

The day, which millions of people have come to associate with unspeakable evils, is fast approaching.  Of course, I am referring to the Election Day.  And in just a few days Halloween will provide a brief but welcome distraction from … Continue reading

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10 Possible October Surprises For 2012 Election Campaign

Now that all the debates and conventions are officially over, the polls are close, and the election campaign is now in the home stretch. This means long stretches of truth-stretching political ads, occasionally interrupted by the regular TV programming, all … Continue reading

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10 Fun Facts About The Republican Vice-Presidential Nominee Paul Ryan

1) Paul Ryan is hailed as an intellectual leader of the Republican Party, because ability to lie is considered to be one of the clearest indicators of an advanced intellect. 2) Although Paul Ryan does not have a Super PAC, … Continue reading

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