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10 Pick Up Lines From The Supreme Leader Of North Korea
This entry was posted in Humor, List of 10, Satire and tagged humor, Kim Jong Un, mystery woman, North Korea, pick up lines, satire. Bookmark the permalink.
6 cracked me up! I can imagine many a knee to the groin being attributed to this particular pickup line.
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I’ve done extensive research on the subject of pick up lines for this post, and there are even sites that keep track of how successful these lines are, in terms of number of failures vs. number of successes. I don’t know what’s a definition of “success” for a “I can see myself in your pants” – maybe “no kick to the groin” qualifies as a success here.
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Actually that IS a nuclear warhead in my pocket, but I AM glad to see you.
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“…and you can sanction it all night long”
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ahhh damn!! you went there, supreme leader! you a stone cold gangsta!
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Because I like you, you’ll be given a choice…..be my girlfriend or I’ll have your hair cut just like mine.
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Wait, it this for Kim Jong Un or for Mitt Romney?
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Reblogged this on Melanie Lademan Blogs.
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Darkly funny. I like darkly funny.
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these made me laugh out loud! The title alone made me laugh out loud because it is just a funny thought. Well done!
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Thank you! Apparently, some of these pick up lines have worked for Kim Jong Un, because that mystery woman is now his wife.
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Hi there! This article could not be written any better! Reading through this post reminds me of my previous roommate!
He constantly kept talking about this. I’ll send this post
to him. Fairly certain he’ll have a great read. Thanks for sharing!
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Very good blog post. I certainly appreciate this site.
Continue the good work!
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