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10 Reasons Why You Need To Carry A Concealed Gun To Church
This entry was posted in Humor, List of 10, Satire and tagged Arkansas, concealed weapons, Gun control, guns, humor, NRA, satire. Bookmark the permalink.
Did you mean “wherever they prey” in no.9?
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Oh no, the law-abiding gun owners don’t prey on anyone. They only need guns in order to defend themselves from dangers such as friends, relatives, and co-workers.
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#13. The place is littered with snakes.
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I’ve never been to a church in Arkansas, so I’ll take your word for it.
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Reblogged this on TheBrabbleRabble and commented:
Read this and follow List of X!
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Thank you for the re-blog!
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Brilliant, brilliant I tells yuh!
How about:
#11 God is all knowing so he knows about the gun and it is a private matter, a matter of faith, so no one else needs to know.
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Yes, for too many people a gun is definitely a matter of faith 🙂
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❤ number 7. I lol'd. And Jesus DID have an armed guard, because one of his disciples (Peter in one version) cut off one of the arrester's ears…but Jesus told him to put his sword away. I'm assuming these people would say that Jesus would not have said that if it were a gun instead.
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Oh yes, only imagine if the apostles had AR-15’s to defend themselves against a tyrannical Roman government.
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Regarding #4, I heard St. Peter checks all guns at the Pearly Gates.
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Yes, I heard he pries guns from their cold, dead hands.
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irreverent! lol..
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Thank you! I guess this post is more irreverent than I normally get, since I’ve touched 2 of the most sacred subjects at once: church and guns.
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Is the joke the ten things or that the Arkansas legislature passed the law. Surely, the joke is the Arkansas legislature passed the law. Surely……
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Oh, I agree, the Arkansas legislature passing this law is a bigger joke than all 10 of mine combined. No contest.
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I can only thank Amaya for sending me over here. I am altogether certain Rick ‘the ijit’ Perry will see this and slap his own forehead, wondering why he didn’t think of it first.
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Thank you for visiting, and to Amaya for sending you here 🙂 In your comment. you’ve already given the reason why Rick Perry didn’t think of it. He’s probably still trying to remember that third federal agency he was going to shut down if he were president.
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okay… thats funny…
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Thank you!
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no… thank you…
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Those were actually some good reasons…
What a world we live in, right?
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Exactly. Thank God that I at least don’t have to live anywhere near that state.
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To think I thought it strange when a church I used to attend with my husband started offering concealed handgun classes – in the church building. Because Jesus was totally packing heat, you know.
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Jesus could have been packing a concealed gun – that’s why the apostles never found out about it and never mentioned it in the Bible.
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