Donald Trump immediately regretted coming to Vietnam as his bone spurs started acting up.
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Last week, Donald Trump went to Vietnam to meet the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in a historic summit, their second historic, even more historic than their first historic summit. The summit was a resounding success – you are reading this, which means you and the rest of the world haven’t yet perished in a worldwide nuclear apocalypse. However, the lying mainstream media has already falsely branded the summit a failure, choosing to focus on unimportant metrics like both leaders leaving the summit early without signing any agreements. Here are 10 reasons why the summit was a total failure, I mean, a great success:
1) Trump didn’t really give his 100% to the negotiation because he knew that the Nobel Peace Prize was already in his pocket.
2) Secretary of State Mike Pompeo did not have the courage to tell Donald Trump that the “Noble Piece Prize” that Donald Trump had in his pocket was just a novelty gift an aide bought in a joke shop.
3) Although the goal of the meeting was to demonstrate that North Korea was serious about giving up its nuclear weapons, all throughout the meeting Kim Jong Un kept playing with his big red nuclear button and occasionally pretending to press it while making loud explosions noises.
4) Donald Trump was very angry that his aides did not bring his own big red nuclear button to the meeting.
5) Donald Trump wasn’t really planning to sign any documents, since the real purpose of his visit to Vietnam was to find a low-priced Vietnamese sweatshop to produce Ivanka’s “made in America” clothing.
6) Vice President Mike Pence was very upset that Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un sat him next to a woman and kept asking to go home.
7) Donald Trump was very distracted and kept looking at his phone to watch his former lawyer Michael Cohen’s testimony before Congress, and constantly interrupted the meeting with loud outbursts of profanities and angry yelling.
8) Kim Jong Un was also very distracted and kept interrupting the meeting with outbursts of loud laughter while apparently watching the same testimony on his phone.
9) Donald Trump found it impossible to tweet because twitter is blocked within 10 mile radius from Kim Jong Un, and couldn’t handle the withdrawal for more than 24 hours.
10) Donald Trump refused to sign the denuclearization agreement with North Korea once he found out that the document doesn’t provide any funding for his southern border wall.
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Sounds like they had fun.
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You’re not going to believe what they have planned for their third date.
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Two peas in a pod….
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Or more like two insane peas in a ridiculous pod…
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I think insane peas are called “nuts”.
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Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
This are the real reasons … ‘ The summit was a resounding success – you are reading this, which means you and the rest of the world haven’t yet perished in a worldwide nuclear apocalypse. ‘
AMAZING READ!!
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Thank you for reblogging! Glad to see you haven’t yet perished in a nuclear apocalypse either!
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Indeed!! I was missing you … 🌷
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How can anyone negotiate when they’re in constant pain from bone spurs?
(Thank you for the very funny post).
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At least the Orange Draft Dodger can now claim that he served in Vietnam.
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Not only he went to Vietnam, he faced the North Koreans there. It’s like he covered both the Vietnam and Korean wars in one short visit.
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Haha! Yes he can. And he can say he did a great job failing at his mission.
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Most historic failure ever!
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It was uuuuuuuge!
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That would be a legitimate question for anyone, but not for Donald Trump: a negotiator of his caliber should be able to negotiate with bone spurs to get them to disappear. (I’m guessing that was how Trump recovered from his bone spurs the minute the Vietnam war was over.)
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So much winning!
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Yes, so much winning! Too bad it’s not for the US, but still!
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Trump is so generous.
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Sooooo….., does this mean the honeymoon is over? That was a short “love” affair. Never mind, Donald, there’s no shortage of dictators out there.
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It wasn’t going to work out anyway. Kim is North Korean, and Trump is more into Eastern European types.
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All far too true. These guys will never agree to anything. Trump thinks he has all the power here, but he has none. The guy with the power has completely different objectives and every time they meet, his objectives are satisfied.
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Yeah, and considering Trump is a 72 years old, loves fast food, hates exercise, faces a possible impeachment, a likely election loss in 2 years, and a mandatory (though not guaranteed) exit from presidency in 6 years, Kim can just decide to wait Trump out.
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Yes he can. Kim has no incentive to give anything up.
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No Spring Training for you! In mid-season form already!
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Judging by how often I post now, I’m still in the last season. 🙂
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so, can we get rid of trump by giving him a big red button and then showing him something like this prank video that a disaster is happening? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynvKWYvyCqw
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But you know what’s going on to happen, right? Trump is going to press the red button and order a counterstrike against whoever is the Enemy #1 today. (Right now, I think it’s Michael Cohen.)
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The president just needed another vacation overseas—like the one he took back in November to France—because all that golf at Mar Largo is exhausting for a man in such excellent shape.
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And I bet the grass at Mar-a-Lago golf course has already been worn out by Trump’s weekly golf outings.
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I doubt he replaces his divots either—otherwise, he’ll fall and can’t get up. Say nothing of the cavernous ditch he’d likely create. 😀
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Fun post, X. :O)
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One more reason……Trump did not understand a word of what Kim Jong Un was saying and refused to listen to the translation saying, “I am a genius and don’t require translation”.
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And a stable genius, too! And it’s maybe a good thing that Trump didn’t understand anything Kim said, because if Trump knew that Kim made the entire population of North Korea to attend his inauguration, we’d probably be in a war already.
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I’m just glad we can get back to the Little Rocket Man/Dotard tango. Much more entertaining than all that false fawning.
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Yes, but it’s only entertaining when it stays in the insult comedy track and doesn’t veer off into action movie genre with lots of explosions.
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I thought they made a great duo.
I can’t wait for the inevitable buddy movie.
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Yuck yuck… these two guys are both fools, but I honestly think the world would be improved if they could somehow come together and make a baby. I know it’s not easy. There may be challenges. But all good things gotta start somewhere, and Donkim would be such a cute little bugger. There, I think I just fixed this problem. You’re welcome.
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Call me a pessimist, but I suspect that this baby could turn out to be an actual monster who would destroy life as we know it. Also, Donald’s and Kim’s relationship is probably doomed from the start (that with Trump always on the lookout for younger and prettier dictators), and the break up could get really messy, with custody battles fought not with lawyers but tanks and missiles.
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I think Kim could do better than Trump… just saying.
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I am so slow on the uptake here I just got to this post, only to find out we did not perish in a nuclear explosion. It just feels like it somehow . . .
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