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10 Ways How Mitt Romney’s Experience Had Prepared Him To Be President
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Very nice. Based on my personal history, my voting experience will take about 25.75 minutes:
Driving past the polling place, circling back, parking, and wandering around looking for the entrance: 20 minutes.
Waiting in line: 45 seconds.
Waiting for the poll worker to find my name in the big book of names: 1 minute.
Actually voting: 1 minute.
Obsessively checking to make sure that the filled-in circles match the items I intended to vote for: 3 minutes.
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I also waited in line for the same exact 45 seconds. I’m even a little disappointed since I did not expect my civic duty to turn out to be so easy.
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I will be leaving in ten minutes to cast my Vote along with my wife. We will prooudly voting for Barack Obama and I want everyone to know it.
Vote for Barack Obama because: Mitt Romney is a Motherlovin’ liar.
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Yes, that’s pretty much was my reasoning.
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I guess we don’t get to find out if you are right about Romney’s preparedness. But that’s okay by me.
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I don’t know if I will be able to survive somehow without knowing how Mitt Romney would have governed. The suspense is killing me and Obamacare does not cover that at all!
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Hey, this one goes to eleven! Which is pretty funny, as usual…
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Oh no no no! This can’t be 11! You polls are definitely skewed against Romney!
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It’s a shame you don’t have a donate button! I’d certainly donate to
this brilliant blog! I guess for now i’ll settle for bookmarking and adding your RSS feed to my Google account.
I look forward to brand new updates and will talk about this site with my Facebook group.
Talk soon!
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