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An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or a commentary. Also, since I am not quite sure what "ostensibly" means, it might not be "ostensibly" either.) Blogging at listofx.com

10 Messages From FEMA’s Presidential Alert System

This week, Federal Emergency Management Agency is going to do a test of the presidential alert system. This system will allow the US President to send emergency messages to nearly every American with a cell phone – in other words, … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Cancelled Pay Raises For Federal Employees

This week, president Donald Trump has announced that he will cancel a planned pay increase for all civilian federal employees. Here are 10 reasons why this was a tremendously smart decision. 1)  There’s really no point of giving raises to … Continue reading

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10 Events Scheduled For Donald Trump’s And Kim Jong Un’s Summit

On June 12th, Dear Leader Donald Trump and North Korean president Kim Jong Un… I mean, Dear Leader Kim Jong Un and Dearer Leader Donald Trump, and Donald Trump’s his “plus one” Dennis Rodman, are expected to meet at a … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Did Not Give His Wife Melania A Birthday Present

This Thursday was the birthday of the First Lady Melania Trump, and as was reported recently in the news, her husband, President Donald Trump, did not give her a present for her birthday this year. He did say he already … Continue reading

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10 Reactions To Alabama Senate Election 

Last week, there was a special election for the US Senate seat in Alabama, where Roy Moore, a Republican, former chief justice of Alabama supreme court, and an accused child molester, has lost a close election to Doug Jones, a … Continue reading

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10 Way How Republican Tax Reform Will Make America Great Again

The Republican majorities in the Senate and the House of Representatives have released their long-awaited tax plans, and although the two plans differ in the details, both are based on the idea that the richest people in America are so … Continue reading

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10 Tremendously Compassionate Phone Calls President Trump Made To Families Of Fallen Soldiers

Recently, yet another Trump-related controversy has erupted as Donald Trump has accused former presidents Obama and George W. Bush of never calling the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty to express their condolences. Patting himself on the … Continue reading

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