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About List of X

An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or a commentary. Also, since I am not quite sure what "ostensibly" means, it might not be "ostensibly" either.) Blogging at listofx.com

10 Reasons Why Eggs Are So Damn Expensive

Posted on January 17, 2023 by List of X

If you have been to a supermarket trying to buy a carton of eggs, you must have noticed that eggs have gotten really expensive, double or triple the price a year ago. Eggs are so expensive that some people now … Continue reading →

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10 Reactions To Joe Biden’s Outrageous War On Gas Stoves

Posted on January 15, 2023 by List of X

In the recent days, there have been a number of news stories incensed and furious about Democrats plotting to ban every gas stove in every kitchen in America. Apparently, there had been a study that indicated that burning natural gas … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Republicans Are Unable To Elect Speaker Of The House

Posted on January 6, 2023 by List of X

As few of us may remember, among all the mockery of the supposed “red wave” and celebrations of a historically… umm, not too terrible midterm election for the Democratic party in power, the Republicans did manage to win the control … Continue reading →

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10 Exciting Facts About Trump Digital Trading Cards

Posted on December 23, 2022 by List of X

Last week there was a surprise major announcement from former president Donald J Trump. Many people were upset that the “major announcement” turned out to be merely an ad for Trump-branded digital trading cards (also known as “NFT’s for those … Continue reading →

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10 New Exciting Features of Twitter After It Is Bought By Elon Musk

Posted on April 28, 2022 by List of X

This week, Twitter had accepted Elon Musk’s offer to buy the company for $44 billion, because, apparently, freedom of speech isn’t free, and the best way to preserve the public’s freedom of speech is to put it under complete control … Continue reading →

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10 Reactions To What Has Happened In Afghanistan

Posted on August 18, 2021 by List of X

The last few day made it clear that the process of withdrawal of American military from Afghanistan has not been a success. (I’m not sure how the operation was called, but I think a fitting name would be a “Operation … Continue reading →

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10 Arguments Against Getting A Covid-19 Vaccine

Posted on August 11, 2021 by List of X

Once again, case counts for Covid-19 are rising, and although vaccines are widely available, a significant number of Americans are still refusing to get vaccinated. Although Biden administration, Tony Fauci, and a bunch of elitist doctors (like, what do they … Continue reading →

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10 Point Template For Expressing Outrage About Derek Chauvin Verdict

Posted on April 21, 2021 by List of X

Yesterday, the trial of former Minneapolis police office Derek Chauvin, charged with murder and manslaughter in the death of George Floyd, ended with the jury finding Chauvin guilty on all counts. The decision was followed with a predictable outrage from … Continue reading →

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10 Irrefutable Pieces Of Photographic Evidence Proving That Democrats Stole The 2020 Election

Posted on December 4, 2020 by List of X

With more states certifying their election results, and more losses piling up for Trump’s lawyers (and former NYC mayors pretending to be lawyers) in courts, it becomes more and more obvious that the election is being shamelessly stolen from Donald … Continue reading →

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10 Reactions To The Results Of The So-Called 2020 Election

Posted on November 21, 2020 by List of X

The 2020 election took place two weeks ago, and… actually, it kind of is still in process: although all major media organizations have projected Joe Biden as the winner of the election and the next president, the current occupant of … Continue reading →

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