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10 Messages From FEMA’s Presidential Alert System

This week, Federal Emergency Management Agency is going to do a test of the presidential alert system. This system will allow the US President to send emergency messages to nearly every American with a cell phone – in other words, … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Cancelled Pay Raises For Federal Employees

This week, president Donald Trump has announced that he will cancel a planned pay increase for all civilian federal employees. Here are 10 reasons why this was a tremendously smart decision. 1)  There’s really no point of giving raises to … Continue reading

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10 Events Scheduled For Donald Trump’s And Kim Jong Un’s Summit

On June 12th, Dear Leader Donald Trump and North Korean president Kim Jong Un… I mean, Dear Leader Kim Jong Un and Dearer Leader Donald Trump, and Donald Trump’s his “plus one” Dennis Rodman, are expected to meet at a … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Did Not Give His Wife Melania A Birthday Present

This Thursday was the birthday of the First Lady Melania Trump, and as was reported recently in the news, her husband, President Donald Trump, did not give her a present for her birthday this year. He did say he already … Continue reading

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10 Tremendously Compassionate Phone Calls President Trump Made To Families Of Fallen Soldiers

Recently, yet another Trump-related controversy has erupted as Donald Trump has accused former presidents Obama and George W. Bush of never calling the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty to express their condolences. Patting himself on the … Continue reading

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10 Oscars Donald Trump Should Have Won (But Was Robbed By Failed Liberal Hollywood Elites)

Did you see what happened last night in Hollywood? The failed Hollywood elites have given each other all those fake gold Oscar statues for all these very overrated mediocre films no one ever watches, and even some black people – … Continue reading

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10 Reactions To Betsy DeVos’ Confirmation As Secretary Of Education

This Tuesday, the Senate has voted to confirm a billionaire/activist Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education, despite the fact that she has no relevant education or experience, other than lobbying for more charter and religious schools, and donating millions of … Continue reading

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