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10 Super Terrifying Things Joe Biden Will Do To You If Elected

A virtual Republican party convention is taking place this week (it’s “virtual” since the Republican party is no longer a “real” party but more of a Trump cult). At the convention, various members of the Trump family and a handful … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Never Wears A Mask

Although scientists and doctors have recommended wearing masks to protect yourself and others from COVID-19, and many politicians in the US have made it a point to wear masks in public, there is one politician who is persistently and conspicuously … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Masks Are Terrible For You

There has been a lot of speculation about whether people should wear masks to protect themselves and others from COVID-19 or shouldn’t, and scientists don’t really help, because they keep coming up with different answer seemingly every couple of weeks. … Continue reading

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10 Real President Trump’s Coronavirus Guidelines For America

Many of you have probably received (or will receive) a postcard in the mail named “President Trump’s Coronavirus Guidelines For America”. The postcard has many usual suggestions on various measures aimed to slow the spread of the novel COVID-19 that … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Cancelled The Military Strike On Iran

Last week, the Iranian military shot down an unmanned American surveillance drone worth $220 million dollars over the Persian Gulf, and a few days earlier, several oil tankers have been attacked in the Gulf. In response, President Trump decisively ordered … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why America Should Stop Using Wind Power

Recently, president Donald Trump sharply criticized wind power, shortly after demanding the repeal of gravity, and trying to win a staring contest against the sun. In Trump’s tremendously scientific opinion, the wind power is terrible because wind turbines decrease property … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump’s Summit With North Korea Was A Total Failure

Last week, Donald Trump went to Vietnam to meet the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in a historic summit, their second historic, even more historic than their first historic summit. The summit was a resounding success – you are … Continue reading

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10 New Slogans For The Democratic Party

As some of you – at least those with a TV or an internet connection – know, the United States will have a midterm election on November 6. Although the Democratic party is hoping to win the majority in both … Continue reading

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10 Reactions To Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court Nomination Hearings

This Thursday, the entire nation turned its attention to the Senate confirmation hearings of Brett Kavanaugh, a judge nominated by president Donald Trump to fill the US Supreme Court vacancy. Thursday hearings have been especially dramatic, because of a very … Continue reading

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10 Messages From FEMA’s Presidential Alert System

This week, Federal Emergency Management Agency is going to do a test of the presidential alert system. This system will allow the US President to send emergency messages to nearly every American with a cell phone – in other words, … Continue reading

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