10 Oscars Donald Trump Should Have Won (But Was Robbed By Failed Liberal Hollywood Elites)

Did you see what happened last night in Hollywood? The failed Hollywood elites have given each other all those fake gold Oscar statues for all these very overrated mediocre films no one ever watches, and even some black people – who are terrific, by the way, Violet Davis, Mohammed Ali, both bigly better than Frederick Douglass – but they obviously won because of the affirmative action! Yet world’s biggest star, the very yuuugest celebrity, Donald Trump, didn’t get a single Oscar! It’s a total disgrace! No doubt the Oscars were rigged, and Justice Department will be looking into that shortly. Donald Trump should have won at least 10 Oscars! At least these ones:

1. Best Supporting Male: For being so fantastic and dedicated to supporting Vladimir Putin.

2. Best Visual Effects: For presenting all Muslims as jihad-obsessed terrorists hell-bent on beheading every white American.

3. Best Animation: No one before has ever made rural white voters more animated than Donald Trump.

4. Best Short Feature: For Donald Trump’s fingers, tied with Donald Trump’s temper.

5. Best Female Lead: For being such a great leader who attracts so many terrific-looking females.

6. Best Costumes: Nordstrom such a failure, can’t appreciate how great are the costumes made by Ivanka Trump. They are fantastic, the best, and no one makes costumes with less forced child labor than her!

7. Best Foreign Picture: For painting a vividly horrifying picture of Sweden as a failed state overrun by barbaric brown people.

8. Best Editing: For outstanding achievement in taking the news out of context.

9. Best Sound Effects: For being the first ever to successfully use dog whistles, screams of rage, and unintelligible word salad to win the presidency.

10. Best Original Screenplay: For “I know words, I have the best words”.

Finally, any Oscar won by the movie Fences (which is by the way, only one, a total failure) should have been given to Donald Trump, because he will build a big beautiful wall, which is way better than some failing fences.

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An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or a commentary. Also, since I am not quite sure what "ostensibly" means, it might not be "ostensibly" either.) Blogging at listofx.com
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44 Responses to 10 Oscars Donald Trump Should Have Won (But Was Robbed By Failed Liberal Hollywood Elites)

  1. Yev says:

    I think the winner for best sound effects is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhHjMhMKpwM

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  2. Steve Ruis says:

    Oh, boy, I saw the title of this post and thought … oh, boy … oh, boy! Brilliant!

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  3. They’re already planning a sequel, God help us.

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  4. Dr. Rex says:

    Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
    … and talking about the Oscars: he’s finally spoken!! LOL …

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  5. aFrankAngle says:

    And he didn’t win Best Actor?

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  6. Jim Wheeler says:

    Can’t argue with a single one!

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  7. He should win best editor for sure. He just picks and chooses what he wants to say and doesn’t give the right context. Thanks for the post.

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  8. Once again I didn’t see any of the nominees.

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  9. One other (perhaps related) award: Best Script Writer: For conveying any and all stories and events in 140-characters, even if he has to use several hundred such snippets!

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  10. Ankur Mithal says:

    He won them all, but Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty announced the wrong names. Trump is blaming it on an accountant based in a developing country.

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    • List of X says:

      Yes, that probably exactly what happened, except the envelopes must have been switched right before the ceremony. Which would mean that it’s the fault of illegal immigrants already here.

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  11. And the Oscar for slipping sneaky puns into a post with ten bullet points or less goes to…

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  12. The reason Donald didn’t get invited to the Oscars is because it was filled with all those actors Obama and the liberals hired to protest Trump’s idiocy. Because no one would do that on their own – it takes great acting.

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  13. An eleventh Oscar should go to this list for best satire. Brilliant.

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  14. The Hook says:

    When will Tinsel Town recognize The Donald’s greatness?

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    • List of X says:

      The terrible liberal Hollywood recognized Donald Trump in the worst way possible, they put a cheap brass star with Donald Trump’s name, so that California liberals – and the state is a total disaster, by the way – and illegal immigrants from Mexico get to stomp all over it. Sad!

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  15. theuncouthwallflower says:

    Hahaha 😀

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  16. EagleAye says:

    What? No award for best farce? 😉

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  17. Nate says:

    I love this blog, this is the kind of stuff that kills me haha

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  18. susielindau says:

    Too funny, X! Where have you been?

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  19. Autumn Cote says:

    Would it be OK if I cross-posted this article to WriterBeat.com? I’ll be sure to give you complete credit as t4he author. There is no fee, I’m simply trying to add more content diversity for our community and I liked what you wrote. If “OK” please respond via email.

    Autumn
    AutumnCote@WriterBeat.com

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  20. X, I love it. Reblogged on The Big School.

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  21. donald trump is an idiot but not according to you that is just weird 😦

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  22. uapsnu says:

    I once beat Donald Trump at chess by telling him I won.

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