This week Democratic Party had its first primary debate, and a lot of attention has been given to the endless discussions whether Hillary Clinton won the debate, or whether Bernie Sanders did, or who exactly were those other three people on the debate stage. In fact, the mainstream media has been so distracted by the Democratic debate that it seems to have lost its focus and forgot what this election is really about – and what this election is really about is Donald Trump. At least, according to the opinion of Donald Trump, who is currently the only candidate in any party qualified to be president – again, according to the opinion of Donald Trump. So, here are 10 reasons why Donald Trump will be the best president ever.
1) Donald Trump’s experience in hosting a reality show for 14 years gives Donald Trump a strong grasp of reality.
2) Donald Trump has declared bankruptcy several times and emerged even richer each time. With 18 Trillion dollars in debt and barely any hope of ever paying all back, the country needs someone like Trump to wipe out the debt through bankruptcy, spin off a few under-performing states, and become even stronger.
3) Donald Trump’s experience with Miss America pageant proves that he is able to make tough decisions and select the most qualified candidates to represent America on the international stage.
4) Having married and divorced several foreign-born wives, Donald Trump had first-hand experienced the pain of hard-working Americans having to financially support immigrant moochers, which was only slightly mitigated by the prenuptial agreements.
5) Donald Trump is a top-rate negotiator, who can and will negotiate with anyone – Iranians, terrorists, mafia. He may even break long-standing congressional policy on never negotiating with the Democrats.
6) Donald Trump is very, very rich, and if the country ever ran into any financial trouble, he could easily spot the country a few hundred bucks.
7) Donald Trump knows how to market real estate better than anyone, and can finally make the White House profitable.
8) According to Donald Trump, Donald Trump “will be phenomenal to women”. Women to whom Donald Trump will be phenomenal will be rigorously selected for their looks and willingness to sign a nondisclosure agreement.
9) Donald Trump will tell it like it is, which will save government agencies the trouble of maintaining and safeguarding any classified documents.
10) Donald Trump is the best possible job creator and will create tens of millions on just his Inauguration day. Because who can possibly be better at creating jobs than a guy whose catchphrase is “You’re fired!”?