10 New Slogans For The Democratic Party

Maybe changing the logo to something other than an ass would help too.
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As some of you – at least those with a TV or an internet connection – know, the United States will have a midterm election on November 6. Although the Democratic party is hoping to win the majority in both House of Representatives and the Senate, it doesn’t seem to be trying really hard, since Democrats don’t even have a party slogan which is anywhere near as recognizable as slogans “Make America Great Again”, “America First”, or “Lock Her Up” that helped the Republican party win the Presidency and the majority in both chambers of Congress in 2016. So here are 10 slogans that may help the Democratic party win in 2018.

1)  We Come Closer To Beating Republicans Than Any Other Party!

2)  Donald Trump-Free Since 2006!

3)  The Lefter Of Two Evils!

4)  At Least We Don’t Complain How Terrible The Government Is At The Same Time As We Run It.

5)  Free Transgender Bathrooms For Everyone!

6)  Not Currently Owned By The Russians!

7)  The Poor Man’s Republican Party!

8)  We Know The Nazis Are Bad!

9)  Delivering The Job Creation and Economic Growth Promised By The Republicans!

10)  Our president is smarter than your president!

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26 Responses to 10 New Slogans For The Democratic Party

  1. Ankur Mithal says:

    “Does it matter who wins…you lose”


  2. My fave is “we know Nazis are bad!” Pretty much says it all.


  3. Dr. Rex says:

    Reblogged this on It Is What It Is and commented:
    Well … this I have to share … there’s so much truth in jest!! Applies here to a “T”!!


  4. I am to undergo a medical procedure on the 6th. I’m going to ask them to monitor the election returns and if things don’t go the way I’d like, to just leave me under sedation for two years.


  5. Jim Wheeler says:

    Great slogans, X.

    Also, how about

    Make Ordinary Americans Important Again!


  6. Here’s a few:
    • Only our symbol is a jackass.
    • We use to support slavery and know it doesn’t work.
    • If we could vote as often as we wanted, we’d win every time.
    • We’re twice as smart and half as crooked as the other guys.
    • The only party that supports your sex change operation.

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  7. “We will make things less bad. Maybe. We’ll at least try. But it’s really hard to do stuff. Please, give us a shot.” And then a photo of a sunrise or forest or some shit.


  8. aFrankAngle says:

    First two definitely my favs.


  9. Trent Lewin says:

    How about: “We Secretly Wish We Were Canadians”.


  10. Alice says:

    These are all too painfully – and hilariously – true. That is one thing the Republicans have on Democrats – organization. Republicans will rally behind the simplest and stupidest slogans “WE GOT GUNS”, “WHITE MAKES YOU BETTER”, “EDUCATION BAD”, etc., and they will get to the poles in a snowstorm at -20 degrees even if they have to shovel a bit of snow in front of their giant SUVs to get there. Democrats are like “Well I dunno – a repeat of Pioneer House is on PBS . . . and we never win anyway.” Yeah, because you never vote like 50 percent of the population, you idiots!
    It makes me want to smack all their together, but they are the best we’ve got.

    Democrats: At least they aren’t Republicans?
    Democrats: Pretty sure they aren’t dating Putin.
    Democrats: Maybe we’ll get some balls eventually?


  11. The Hook says:

    You nailed it, X.
    Well done.


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