Well, other than the guy on the right…

1.  No way anyone will let him be the first AND second black president.

2.  Although Obama’s birth certificate clearly proves that he was born in the USA, the small print on the certificate says that it has a 2012 expiration date.

3.  Mitt Romney is just too charismatic. At least he will take a lot a lot of credit for being charismatic.

4.  Obama will finally reveal himself to be a Muslim.

5.  Just wait. A sex scandal will arise. It’s way overdue. With Bill Clinton involved with the campaign, it’s unavoidable.

6.  Because if you really want Obama, Mitt Romney will pretend to be him.

7.  Democrats get too high off of the marijuana to vote.

8.  In the competition between “anyone-but-Romney” candidate and “anyone-but-Obama” candidate, the lesser-known Romney will have an advantage.

9.  Obama is too busy working on his March Madness bracket for next year.

10.  Barack Obama will forget to wear his American flag pin.

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