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An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or a commentary. Also, since I am not quite sure what "ostensibly" means, it might not be "ostensibly" either.) Blogging at listofx.com

Random Thought: Tea Party, Freedom, And English Language

An Easter Revelation: When Tea Partiers talk about “freedom”, they really say “my freedom”. However, due to complexities of the English language, the first two letters “m” and “y” are silent, like “l” in “talk” and “b” in “dumb”.  Not … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Ronald McDonald Is The Perfect Republican Candidate

According to some recent polls, many Republican voters are not happy with the remaining GOP candidates who are still running for the party nomination, and are still hoping for a perfect candidate. And yet, at the same time, there is … Continue reading

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10 Proposed Slogans For the Barack Obama’s Re-Election Campaign

The year 2012 is the year of the presidential campaign, and each presidential campaign needs campaign slogans.   The President Barack Obama will be campaigning again in 2012, it would make sense to pick some new slogans for the 2012 … Continue reading

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Random thought #5

New York Jets have signed a contract with Tim Tebow.  I guess he took the deal because Jets offered to pay Tebow more than God is paying him.

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Random Thought #4

According to CNN, Rick Santorum will receive protection from the Secret Service.  Great.  Now who is going to protect us from Rick Santorum?

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10 Reasons Why Catholic Church And GOP Are Opposed To The Birth Control Mandate

Recently, the White House revealed the rule from the healthcare law, that requires church-affiliated employers (although not churches themselves) to cover free birth control in their employer-provided health insurance plans.  The Catholic bishops and Republican leadership were outraged, and even … Continue reading

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10 Reactions To The Results Of Iowa Caucuses

Last night, Mitt Romney won the Iowa caucuses with about 25% of the vote, with former senator Rick Santorum just behind him by 8 votes, followed by Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry, and then Michele Bachmann and Jon … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why People Are Buying Record Number Of Guns These Months

According to the FBI, November of 2011 and December of 2011 so far are the two months with all-time records for numbers of background checks required to buy a firearm, with all-time one day records reported on Black Friday 2011 … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Herman Cain Suspended His Presidential Campaign

Last Saturday, Herman Cain declared that he is suspending his campaign amid allegations of sexual harassment and extramarital affairs, and, of course, falling poll numbers.  But, of course, he did not quote these obvious reasons for the suspension.  Here are … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why The New York Police Evicted the Occupy Wall Street Protesters

Last night, hundreds of New York police officers in riot gear entered Zucotti Park in Lower Manhattan where the Occupy Wall Street protesters had been camping for weeks, and forcefully evicted the protesters, injuring and arresting some of them in process.  The protesters have already … Continue reading

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