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An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or a commentary. Also, since I am not quite sure what "ostensibly" means, it might not be "ostensibly" either.) Blogging at listofx.com

This week, Arkansas state legislature passed a law allowing citizens to carry concealed firearms into churches, synagogues, mosques, and other houses of worships.  Though, since it’s Arkansas, this list can easily be shortened to just “churches”.  Here are 10 reasons … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Sarah Palin Got Fired From Fox News

I’ve just learned that Fox News Channel did not renew the contract with former Vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin.  Now would I stoop so low as to mock someone who has been a has-been for years and kick them while they’re … Continue reading

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10 Reactions To North Korean Nuclear Threats

Last week, North Korea has responded to a new round of UN sanctions by threatening to undertake another nuclear test and launch a few missiles, and made clear that the aim of the these tests is to scare North Korea’s … Continue reading

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10 Ways To Celebrate Gun Appreciation Day

Only a few weeks after the Sandy Hook shooting, some conservative organizations are promoting a national Gun Appreciation Day to be observed on January 19, 2013.  This  holiday is meant to demonstrate the Americans’ unwavering dedication to guns and their … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Obama Administration Will Not Mint A Trillion Dollar Coin

As the nation braces for another round of debt ceiling negotiations, one of the proposed ideas for avoiding the debt ceiling debacle involves minting a trillion dollar platinum coin and depositing it with the United States Treasury.  However, the White … Continue reading

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10 Other Provisions In The Fiscal Cliff Deal

As you may have learned from the news, the Obama Administration and Congressional Republicans have reached a deal to avert the so-called fiscal cliff.  The deal raised some taxes, cut some spending, and had not addressed the debt ceiling that … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why The World Did Not End On December 21, 2012

In case you have missed that, last Friday December 21st, there had been an end of the world according to the Mayan calendar. If you are reading this, then clearly you have missed that important event, and now you are … Continue reading

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10 Gun Control Proposals From The National Rifle Association

In the aftermath of the Sandy Hook Elementary shooting, even NRA, the armed wing of the Republican Party, may finally concede that gun violence had became somewhat of a problem.  So here are 10 suggestions from the NRA on how to reduce … Continue reading

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10 Characteristics Of The Prehistoric Dinosaur Species Named Obamadon

According to this week’s news, paleontologists at Yale University have discovered a new species of prehistoric lizard-like dinosaur that lived 65 million years ago, and named it “Obamadon Gracilis” after the president Barack Obama.  Here are 10 characteristics of this … Continue reading

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10 Ways To Prepare For Survival After The End Of The World

The end of the world is near!  Seriously, how could the world not be ending? Mayan calendar predicted end of the world on December 21, 2012, the economy is about to go over the fiscal cliff, Barack Obama was re-elected to … Continue reading

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