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An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or a commentary. Also, since I am not quite sure what "ostensibly" means, it might not be "ostensibly" either.) Blogging at listofx.com

10 Pick Up Lines From The Supreme Leader Of North Korea

Posted on July 14, 2012 by List of X

This week, North Korean State News agency had released the photos of the North Korea’s new Supreme Leader, the 28 year old Kim Jong Un, attending multiple important state functions, such as a concert featuring Disney characters, in a company of … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Rick Perry Refused $70 Billion For Texas Medicaid Expansion

Posted on July 12, 2012 by List of X

A couple of days ago, Rick Perry had told the federal government that Texas will not accept $70 billion to fund the state’s Medicaid expansion, even though 25% of the state’s population are uninsured.  Here are 10 reasons why the … Continue reading →

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10 Facebook Status Updates You Can Use To Identify A Sex Offender

Posted on July 8, 2012 by List of X

Last month, the State of Louisiana had passed a law that requires sex offenders to post an identifying status on Facebook, Google+ and other social networks.   Now, not only “registered sex offender” will mean “registered with Facebook”, but this … Continue reading →

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10 Reactions To The Supreme Court Ruling on Obamacare

Posted on July 4, 2012 by List of X

Last week, the Supreme Court had ruled 5-4 that the Affordable Care Act (better known as Obamacare) is constitutional.  Surprisingly, the decisive 5th vote came not from the Justice Anthony Kennedy as is normally the case in the recent years, … Continue reading →

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10 Minutes Of Mitt Romney’s Response To The Question Whether 2 Plus 2 Equals To 4

Posted on June 22, 2012 by List of X

Not a usual list this time…. By this point in the campaign, Mitt Romney is now extremely capable of answering the most difficult questions without actually answering them.  So let’s imagine what would happen if someone had asked Mitt Romney … Continue reading →

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10 Requirements For The Job Of The American President

Posted on June 18, 2012 by List of X

America is finally hiring! Well, it is at least hiring for the position of the US President. There will be a position opening up in November, and there are only a couple of qualified candidates in the running. And, as … Continue reading →

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10 Facts About The Award-Winning Blogger List of X

Posted on June 18, 2012 by List of X

People say that first step of fighting an addiction is admitting that you have one.  Well, after almost 2 years of writing my lists on WordPress, I have to own up to the fact that what I do is I … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Mitt Romney’s Campaign Bus Taunted Barack Obama’s Rally

Posted on June 15, 2012 by List of X

Yesterday, both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney were campaigning in Ohio.  At some point before Barack Obama’s speech at his rally, Mitt Romney’s campaign bus showed up at the Obama’s event location, circling the crowd and honking at the people … Continue reading →

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10 Reactions to Al-Shabaab’s Bounty Offer Of Ten Camels For Barack Obama

Posted on June 10, 2012 by List of X

A Somali terrorist organization al-Shabaab has just offered a bounty of ten camels for Barack Obama, and two camels for Hillary Clinton.   Here are 10 reactions to the al-Shabaab’s bounty offer: 1)  Eric Holder, Attorney General:  The Department of … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Mitt Romney And Donald Trump Are Now Best Friends Forever

Posted on June 3, 2012 by List of X

1)  They both like firing people. 2)  If anyone is ever going to do something about Trump’s hair, Romney is the best person to do it. 3)  They have a lot of things to share about bankruptcies. 4)  Mitt wants … Continue reading →

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