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An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or a commentary. Also, since I am not quite sure what "ostensibly" means, it might not be "ostensibly" either.) Blogging at listofx.com

10 Republican Demands For Not Shutting Down The Government

This Tuesday, October 1, 2013, is the deadline for Congress to approve a resolution to fund the government, and to prevent its shutdown.  This is something which is absolutely has to get done in order to allow many governmental agencies … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Conservatives Are Against Water

Last week, the First Lady Michelle Obama rolled out “Drink Up”, a new public health campaign aimed to convince Americans to drink just one more glass of water a day, and it didn’t take long for conservatives, most prominently Rush … Continue reading

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10 Ways How Obamacare Will Destroy America

As you might know, the United States government is expected to run out of money by October, and the country will default on its debt, unless Congress raises the debt limit. However, the Republican majority in the House of Representatives is … Continue reading

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10 Arguments For And Against Immediate Military Action In Syria

A few months earlier, Barack Obama promised that a use of chemical weapons by Syria’s regime would cross a red line and would justify action against Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad. So when a recent poison gas attack killed hundreds of … Continue reading

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10 Security Features Of The New $100 Bill

As you might know, this October the United States Treasury is planning to release a redesigned $100 bill into circulation. In order to protect the banknote from forgery, the redesigned bill will have multiple security features. Since it’s unlikely that … Continue reading

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10 Reactions To The End Of NYPD’s Stop and Frisk Policy

Last week, a federal judge ruled that NYPD’s practice of stopping and frisking anyone who looks suspicious is unconstitutional.  (“Looks suspicious” is generally defined by NYPD as “looks male and black/Latino”).  New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg criticized the judge Shira … Continue reading

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10 NSA Reforms Proposed By Obama Administration

Last Friday, President Barack Obama made a speech, announcing his plans for reforming the National Security Agency in order to protect the privacy rights of Americans.  The reforms are also meant to make the government surveillance more transparent – or, in … Continue reading

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10 Best Tweets From Anthony Weiner’s Wiener

Former Congressman Anthony Weiner, who was forced to resign from Congress two years ago when he accidentally tweeted out a photo of his private parts, is now running for Mayor of New York.  Unfortunately, his compulsive tweeting has not stopped, … Continue reading

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10 Reactions To The Birth Of The Royal Baby

Earlier this week, the Duchess of Cambridge (a.k.a. Kate Middleton) gave birth to a baby boy (a.k.a. the Royal Baby), and just yesterday, the happy royal parents finally came up with the name for the boy: George Alexander Louis.  The … Continue reading

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10 Reasons The Budget Deficit Is Declining

Did you know that while everyone is screaming how the United States budget deficit is going up, it has actually dropped? According to a CNN story, the budget deficit for the 2013 financial year is expected to be 40% less … Continue reading

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