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10 Reactions to Al-Shabaab’s Bounty Offer Of Ten Camels For Barack Obama

A Somali terrorist organization al-Shabaab has just offered a bounty of ten camels for Barack Obama, and two camels for Hillary Clinton.   Here are 10 reactions to the al-Shabaab’s bounty offer: 1)  Eric Holder, Attorney General:  The Department of … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Mitt Romney And Donald Trump Are Now Best Friends Forever

1)  They both like firing people. 2)  If anyone is ever going to do something about Trump’s hair, Romney is the best person to do it. 3)  They have a lot of things to share about bankruptcies. 4)  Mitt wants … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Barack Obama Will Not Be Re-Elected

1.  No way anyone will let him be the first AND second black president. 2.  Although Obama’s birth certificate clearly proves that he was born in the USA, the small print on the certificate says that it has a 2012 expiration … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Facebook IPO Was A Flop

Last Friday, Facebook had finally offered its shares to the public in the most anticipated IPO of the year, raising about $16 Billion and making its founder Mark Zuckerberg the richest man ever to wear a hoodie.  The initial stock … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why The Congress Voted To Increase The Defense Spending

Last Friday, the Republican-controlled House of Representative voted for $642.5 Billion defense budget, which was even more than the Pentagon had requested.  Just to put that in perspective, that much money is enough for the GSA to hold a luxurious … Continue reading

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10 Ways How Mitt Romney Had Saved the American Auto Industry

Last week, Mitt Romney had said in an interview that he “will take a lot of credit” for saving the American auto industry.  That was a very surprising statement considering that Mitt Romney had written an article in 2008 arguing … Continue reading

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10 Reasons Why Barack Obama Is Now Supporting Gay Marriage

Earlier this week, in an interview with ABC News, Barack Obama had finally come out in favor of same-sex marriage, just a few days after Vice President Joe Biden had also voiced his support.  Without further ado, here are 10 reasons … Continue reading

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10 Reasons For The Secret Service Colombian Prostitute Scandal

Recently, the United States Secret Service became embroiled in a scandal when it was discovered that the Secret Service agents, who arrived to Colombia in advance of Barack Obama’s visit, hired local prostitutes and then apparently did not fully pay … Continue reading

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10 Other Things That GSA Wasted Money On In Vegas

Earlier this month it was discovered that the General Services Administration has spent over 830,000 of taxpayer dollars on a 2010 conference in Las Vegas.  (I will refer to them as “GSA” from now on to save taxpayer characters). This … Continue reading

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10 Ways How Mitt Romney Cares About Women

A controversy has erupted this week when a Democratic strategist Hilary Rosen claimed that Ann Romney had not worked a day in her life, and Ann responded by tweeting that being a stay-at-home mother is hard work. Rather than quickly fade … Continue reading

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