Tag Archives: Donald Trump

10 Reasons Why America Should Stop Using Wind Power

Posted on April 7, 2019 by List of X

Recently, president Donald Trump sharply criticized wind power, shortly after demanding the repeal of gravity, and trying to win a staring contest against the sun. In Trump’s tremendously scientific opinion, the wind power is terrible because wind turbines decrease property … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump’s Summit With North Korea Was A Total Failure

Posted on March 4, 2019 by List of X

Last week, Donald Trump went to Vietnam to meet the North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in a historic summit, their second historic, even more historic than their first historic summit. The summit was a resounding success – you are … Continue reading →

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10 New Slogans For The Democratic Party

Posted on October 29, 2018 by List of X

As some of you – at least those with a TV or an internet connection – know, the United States will have a midterm election on November 6. Although the Democratic party is hoping to win the majority in both … Continue reading →

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10 Reactions To Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court Nomination Hearings

Posted on September 29, 2018 by List of X

This Thursday, the entire nation turned its attention to the Senate confirmation hearings of Brett Kavanaugh, a judge nominated by president Donald Trump to fill the US Supreme Court vacancy. Thursday hearings have been especially dramatic, because of a very … Continue reading →

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10 Messages From FEMA’s Presidential Alert System

Posted on September 17, 2018 by List of X

This week, Federal Emergency Management Agency is going to do a test of the presidential alert system. This system will allow the US President to send emergency messages to nearly every American with a cell phone – in other words, … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Cancelled Pay Raises For Federal Employees

Posted on September 1, 2018 by List of X

This week, president Donald Trump has announced that he will cancel a planned pay increase for all civilian federal employees. Here are 10 reasons why this was a tremendously smart decision. 1)  There’s really no point of giving raises to … Continue reading →

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10 Events Scheduled For Donald Trump’s And Kim Jong Un’s Summit

Posted on June 11, 2018 by List of X

On June 12th, Dear Leader Donald Trump and North Korean president Kim Jong Un… I mean, Dear Leader Kim Jong Un and Dearer Leader Donald Trump, and Donald Trump’s his “plus one” Dennis Rodman, are expected to meet at a … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons Why Donald Trump Did Not Give His Wife Melania A Birthday Present

Posted on April 27, 2018 by List of X

This Thursday was the birthday of the First Lady Melania Trump, and as was reported recently in the news, her husband, President Donald Trump, did not give her a present for her birthday this year. He did say he already … Continue reading →

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10 Tremendously Compassionate Phone Calls President Trump Made To Families Of Fallen Soldiers

Posted on October 20, 2017 by List of X

Recently, yet another Trump-related controversy has erupted as Donald Trump has accused former presidents Obama and George W. Bush of never calling the families of soldiers killed in the line of duty to express their condolences. Patting himself on the … Continue reading →

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10 Oscars Donald Trump Should Have Won (But Was Robbed By Failed Liberal Hollywood Elites)

Posted on February 27, 2017 by List of X

Did you see what happened last night in Hollywood? The failed Hollywood elites have given each other all those fake gold Oscar statues for all these very overrated mediocre films no one ever watches, and even some black people – … Continue reading →

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